'How long have you been twins?': 30 Half-wit questions that left smart people dumbfounded

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    What's a stupid question that someone legitimately asked you?
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    Opihi59 19 hr. ago "How long have you been twins?" 4.4k Reply Share That-Shop-6736 · 14 hr. ago We were womb mates.
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    Any_Blueberry_2453. 19 hr. ago I was showing a friend a telescope and pointing out all the constellations and planets I knew, and he legitimately asked me "Where's earth?"
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    . kodaa43 18 hr. ago edited 13 hr. ago When my cousin was like 18 he saw the moon out during the day (you know, like you see fairly often) and said "that's weird, that looks like the moon but that's not possible." Someone explained that the moon can be seen during the day. It wasn't the fact that it was out during the day, my cousin was confused because he thought the sun turned into the moon at night and didn't know they were 2 separate things
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    yourcoolxogirl. 20 hr. ago If penguins need water to survive, doesn't that means they're fish?
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    shaidyn 19 hr. ago Someone asked me to repeat the pronunciation of my last name and followed it up with, "Are you sure?"
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    Symnestra 20 hr. ago "Can you turn him so we don't see the scratch on his cheek?" Asked of me as we were reviewing the portrait photography of her son. No ma'am, it's a picture. You should've asked this while we were in the camera room.
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    kingsizeslim420. 20 hr. ago "If there's a deep end and a shallow end, how come the water is flat on top?"
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    Lugbor 19 hr. ago The gene pool has a deep end and a shallow end. They're clearly drowning in the kiddie pool.
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    emerald-cupcakes 19 hr. ago Used to be a whitewater raft guide. No end of dumb questions. One was "Do the rocks (in the river) go all the way to the bottom?" No, they're those special floating rocks
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    itsamatterofattitude 19 hr. ago "What do you do for a living?" It was at a restaurant. I was their server.
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    . Sea_Pangolin3840 19 hr. ago My mother had dementia and the Social Worker asked me "'"' what relation are you to your mother?"
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    _AGuyInShades. 20 hr. ago "How did they train all the dinosaurs in the Jurassic Park movies?" 2.3k Reply Share obscureferences 19 hr. ago The lawyer had a steak in his shirt pocket.
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    CapnPants666 · 19 hr. ago I worked at Yellowstone National Park in the early 2010s and one of the tourists, a French lady, came up and asked me when the animals were going to be brought out for people to see.
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    MerylSquirrel 19 hr. ago "Is that your real skin?" I think she meant to ask if I'd had cosmetic work done, but I was quite alarmed. No. No, it's not. It's a backup skin that I carved out of a turnip.
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    Skinnybet 19 hr. ago I'm lactose intolerant" so you can't eat eggs ". Well I can't actually but that's because I'm also allergic to eggs.
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    Blind Pythia1996 · 19 hr. ago I'm blind. Somebody asked me how I walk. 2.4k Reply Share obscureferences 19 hr. ago Dogsled, minus the sled.
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    EmperorBulbax · 20 hr. ago "Madagascar from the movie is a real place??" 854 Reply Share Audrey-Bee 19 hr. ago It was a hit movie, Dreamworks had to capitalize on the IP by making a theme park of it
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    Dangerous_Patient621 19 hr. ago . edited 11 hr. ago I was working at a by-the-slice pizza place and had a woman come up and stared at the pizzas under the heat lamps for about a minute or two before asking: "What's the difference between the cheese pizza and the pepperoni pizza?"
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    needapensieve · 19 hr. ago How do you say Bon Voyage in French? 528 Reply Share Tarte AuCitron1789 15 hr. ago This reminds me of the Newsweek article claiming there is no word for "entrepreneur" in French
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    TragicaDeSpell . 19 hr. ago Someone asked if my kids, then aged 3 and 6, were twins. 506 Reply Share lostmynameandpasword 18 hr. ago Yes. It was an extraordinarily long labor.
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    Gmatter41 19 hr. ago "You think Forrest Gump is still alive?" The person who asked this thought Forrest Gump was a real person, and his proof for his existence was "he played for Alabama and met the president."
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    Theverybestestintown 20 hr. ago Is there internet in Africa? 1.1k Reply Share emmaliejay 18 hr. ago Of course there is! How in the do you think that Nigerian prince contacted me?
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    Disciple_of_Cthulhu . 20 hr. ago At my old job a couple years ago, tourists from New York asked if they had to change their currency to buy things in here in Hawaii.
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    MrsDarkOverlord 19 hr. ago Do you curl your hair every day? Why is your hair always curly? I dunno, it grows that way, man
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    Tinkerfan57912. 18 hr. ago I was at Walmart, a worker, young kid, asked about my hat. I told her I have cancer, and the chemo caused me to loose my hair. She looked at me square in the eye and said "Did you survive?". It took everything in my power not to say "No, I didn't. I'm actually dead. I'm a ghost."
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    • trippyvegan 19 hr. ago someone asked me once if bananas were vegan......their justification was "maybe they're tested on animals" HUH????
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    Foreign_Watercress71 19 hr. ago Me and bunch of friends were talking about the discovery of atoms when one of them says something like: "It's amazing, How did they even know that they were called 'atoms'?!" Silence
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    godzillabobber - 19 hr. ago My business partner got this one: "What are you studying for" "the bar exam" "cool, bartending sounds fun!"
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    spocos 19 hr. ago I once met an American who thought the further you travel north, the higher you go in altitude. He asked me something about what it's like driving uphill all the way to Canada.

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